Saturday 19 May 2012

Of Pr0n and Pirates.

Recently I've been hearing about Internet service providers blocking sites like thepiratebay.org.


I don't have an overwhelming problem with this. I used to make use of it years ago, however I am of quite a different opinion toward it now. I think that if a musician, or film-maker or such has put effort and creativity into something, taking the "back door" route of downloading their work for free undermines those very people. That's their bread and butter, and it's shitty to fuck with someone's bread and butter, especially if they are fortunate enough to be making a career they have a true passion and enthusiasm for! How many of you out there can honestly say that you find your job enjoyable and satisfying? If you do, you are in a small bracket.


People who do abuse the system clearly have no respect for the artists providing the media for them to enjoy. I feel a pang of shame that I ever did it at all. What I do take issue with, are proposed measures by ISP's to block pornography.


I can almost hear some of you now... *Gasp!* But the reason for this is very simple, and I shall come to it. 


It is impossible to determine just how much of internet traffic is porn. However, according to Good Magazine, the (likely approximated) numbers read as follows:


  • 12 percent of all Web sites are porn
  • 25 percent of all search engine requests are for porn
  • 35 percent of all Internet downloads are pornographic
  • Every second, 28,258 Internet users are viewing porn
  • 89 percent of porn is created in the U.S.
  • $2.84 billion in revenue was generated from U.S. porn sites in 2006
  • 70 percent of the Internet porn traffic occurs during the nine to five workday
  • 260 new porn sites go online daily
In addition 2011, saw the word "Sex" get 338 million searches. The numbers are huge, aren't they? 

Before we go any further, with regard to Porn, I can take it or leave it. I'm not overwhelmingly for, or against it, and my own interests in it are limited. It is proposed though, by certain groups, that all pornography be off limits as default by ISP's, with the option to "opt-in." The main reason highlighted by these groups is to shield these sites from the eyes of children.

I will not contest the fact that a child seeing sex before they fully understand it is not altogether wise, especially the warped fantasised version depicted in porno films. Sex is never like that. They never tell you in Porn films that there's more to making your partner happy than just wildly thrashing about like Twister players in a hurricane. They never tell you that if you do it in the car, there is always the chance that you'll accidentally disengage the handbrake. When the "sneaky couple having a quickie" are caught, people don't generally ask to join in for a bit of "mixed doubles." Moss, earth, stains and sand are four words that sum up the outdoors experience, and, unless things aren't going particularly well, your partner won't have that glassy, dead-behind-the-eyes look. Also, bear in mind, these people are hand picked for "what they've got" so to speak- they do not represent anywhere near the average sizes for anything at all. Thank fuck for that. (and I'm not the only one saying it)  

 However, doesn't this "opt-in" proposal just smack of lazy/poor standard parenting? 
If you have a computer in your house, why are your young children being allowed access to it? If they do use it, why aren't you supervising them? If you cannot supervise them, why don't you set up passwords and parental controls on your internet security? (which anyone should have if they browse the internet as general safety) If you have a computer, and you allow your children to roam the internet unchecked, then you are a fucking moron. There are umpteen free guides, both with, and separate from the provider of your internet security detailing how to do such menial browsing safety procedures if you can't spare half an eye to watch your own child. 

Much better I think, would be an "opt-out" which would allow families the decision to filter and block all explicit material. This would allow for people to protect their children, whilst at the same time preventing people who do enjoy watching porn from being stigmatised. Both camps catered for, would that be so difficult? They could ask you when you're taking out your broadband, and send existing customers out a letter with a number to call. Job Done.

In conclusion, there isn't much harm to the enlightened adult mind from (most) pornography- at least not to folk who have a modicum or common sense. What we do need to worry about is making sure it is viewed by the right people. However- parents- your child is your responsibility and no-one else's; so bear that in mind next time you mouth off about the evils of pornography corrupting their minds and childhoods.

And poke your indignation into any orifice you find pleasing.




Thursday 17 May 2012

If you're reading this... Welcome back!

Don't get me wrong, I've had plenty to moan about over time, to be honest I'm not sure what's stopped me from posting on this blog.


Oh thats right.


The outside world.


I am astounded at times of the importance some people place upon their blogs. When I started doing  this I hoped people would read it and find it funny, and that it might be passed around and continue to make people laugh as time went by and I made more posts. Now I see the desaturated realism behind it.


No-one gives a fuck what people write in their blogs.


Take Tumblr for instance. Scroll down the page of your feed, endlessly refilling itself  like a silo, whilst all the time pushing everything else down below the surface. (you can find anything if you scroll long enough. I was on Tumblr at one point but I quit for one very clear reason. People don't post anything original very often, for the amount of posts they make, they don't have a lot to say. If I want to see hundreds upon hundreds of "LOL's" or memes, I'll go to 4chan, or MemeBase, or icanhascheezburger. 


When I read a blog, if there is no substance, I truly will not enjoy it. I will not expend bandwidth (both digital and mental) processing other people's meaningless reposted guff designed to get a few cheap laughs. 


There is also a deeper apathy here that I wish to explore- people don't seem to WANT to take time over what other people say. 


A long while ago I used to do regular long posts dealing with specific topics and arguing points- promoting debate when I could. From time to time I actually recieved comments from faceless individuals reading "TL;DR" 


"What does that mean?" I thought. Googled it. The answer reverberates within the very depths of my brain.


Too Long; Didn't Read.


Is the entire blogging population stricken with incurable, untreatable ADHD? Why is it that we can glide through pictures of cats starting at the ceiling, but not take any time to read the written (or in this case, typed) word? There has to be people out there as indignant as me about this. I can't possibly be the only person left on the internet that actually cares about what people have to say beyond what they had for lunch that day. However, perhaps I'm missing the point- that people don't want to read other people ranting or complaining about something- which I suppose  I can understand. I have had other people say to me something along the lines of:-


"This stuff you rant about, why does it even matter to you?"
"Why spend time and energy talking about this?"

"Why don't you just kep your opinions to yourself?

or, in an isolated case

"You're not a Christian, so why do you care what they believe? why cant you just leave it alone?"


The answer is simple.


Because I care.


I would hate to wake up one morning, see something completely outrageous, wrong, tragic, bigoted, sad, racist or hurtful and just think "Yeah... *sigh*"


I can't just sit by when Churches tell people it's wrong to be gay, or that putting on a condom doesnt stop the spread of HIV.


I can't just leave it when I smell the noxious odour of complete bullshit.


I can't just shut up when I hear that people blow themselves up saying "God is Great"


I can't just keep quiet when I sense that something's not right, or unjust.


Maybe you can. But that doesn't make you better than anyone else. It means you either care far too much about what other people think of you in relation to what you say, or that you simply lack the spine to say it.


But hey, that's just my opinion, right?